Sunday, 5 August 2012

Elevating Staircase

Hodan Awel: What is that staircase called? 
Me: huh?
Hodan: The staircase!! The elevating staircase??
Me: The escalator...?
Hodan: Yeah...

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Guess who is coming to Sweden?


*Includes guest star HB from Sweden. :) *

H: OMG GUESS WHO IS COMING TO SWEDEN?
H:  You gotta get to know!! (this person)
HB: IS IT A MAN?
HB: IS HE CUTE?
HB: WHERE DA COCK AT HODAN?
H: Hahha, keep your dick in place, girl!
H: It is a girl!
HB: Q_Q
H: OMGAAAAAAASH GUESS FASTER
HB: YOUR AUNT?
HB:?
H: Noooo SOMEONE I ACTUALLY LIKE!?
HB: OMG
HB: ANU
HB: IS IT ANU
H: HAHAHAHHAHA YESSSSSS HAHAH FUCK YESSS
HB: HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUUUCK YEAAHH

*A: I'm really popular, aren't I? :) *

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Cheering A up...


H: CHAK, what’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: ?
H: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
A: Oh Lord
H EL OH EL
A: are you trying to cheer me up with geeky crap now??
H: HAHAHA... is it working?
A: no?
H: not even a bit?
A: but i am sorta cheery now!
A: tis fake but who careeessss :)
H: thanks too...?
A: ...
H: oh..
H: i wanna thank my mother, my father, benjamin.. WHAT?
H: HOLD THE PHONE
H: why you faking it thoooo
H: BE DOWN. AND THEN BE UP AGAIN
H: coz otherwise you might as well be up, but really down
H: wait
H: that came out wrong
H: i swear i was going somewherr
H: with that
A: yeah
A: dude
A: I expected better

What we said last Christmas...


A: give me good holiday songs
H: fullo fullo :p
H: naa idk
H: ask T!
A: she isnt online you fooolll!
H: stop it, I DONT KNOW ANY HOLIDAY SONGS!
A: You know like...
A: all i want for christmas
A: jingle bell rocks
A: that kinda thing
H: aigghtt!
A: dont google it!
H All I want for christmas, jingle bell rocks
A: Thanks. Very helpful.

A: http://andthatswhatwesaid.blogspot.com/
A: rawr!
H: OMG OMG OMG!!!
H: OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG
H: HAHAHHAH
H: BITCH WE'RE FAMOUS!!
A: not yet my dear watson, not yet.
H: YOU ARE NOT SHERLOCK!

*H changes status update*
'Are you sure about that Sherlock'

A: I'm very very very sure.

*H changes status update*
'Why so big headed Sherlock?'