H: CHAK, what’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
H: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
A: Oh Lord
H EL OH EL
A: are you trying to cheer me up with geeky crap now??
H: HAHAHA... is it working?
H: not even a bit?
A: but i am sorta cheery now!
A: tis fake but who careeessss
H: thanks too...?
H: i wanna thank my mother, my father, benjamin.. WHAT?
H: HOLD THE PHONE
H: why you faking it thoooo
H: BE DOWN. AND THEN BE UP AGAIN
H: coz otherwise you might as well be up, but really down
H: that came out wrong
H: i swear i was going somewherr
H: with that
A: I expected better